Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies!

January 14th, 2008    Subscribe To Our Feed

Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer.

Golf! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And on top of that, the winner buys the drinks.

Golf is harder than baseball. In golf, you have to play your foul balls.

If you find you do not mind playing golf in the rain, the snow, even during a hurricane, here’s a valuable tip: your life is in trouble.

Golfers who try to make everything perfect before taking the shot rarely make a perfect shot.

The term “mulligan” is really a contraction of the phrase “maul it again.”

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Troon Golf reaches pact with Abu Dhabi concern (The Arizona Republic)
Troon Golf reaches pact with Abu Dhabi concern.

Blaze destroys golf course clubhouse (The Toledo Blade)
TEMPERANCE — A three-alarm fire that started late Saturday night completely destroyed the clubhouse at the Bedford Hills Golf Club, authorities said. The club's president, Bob Moore, spent Sunday afternoon assessing the damage. "We're shocked," he said. "We had people in this building a half an hour before the fire started." No one was injured and no official damage estimate has been given. ...

Brightwater golf course breaks new ground (Vail Daily)
Brightwater is a private, gated residential community featuring 535 homes along the 18-hole, 72-par course. The back nine holes of the Brightwater Golf Course will open for play at the end of September.

Fujita snatches Golf 5 Ladies title (The Japan Times)
MIZUNAMI, Gifu Pref. (Kyodo) Saiki Fujita upstaged Women's British Open champion Shin Ji Yai with a final-round charge Sunday, shooting a 5-under-par 67 to pull off a come-from-behind victory at the Golf 5 Ladies. Fujita, who began the day two strokes behind overnight leader Shin, tallied five birdies through 12 holes and went on to claim her third career title at 13-under 203 at Mizunami ...

Letters: Thanks for great golf tournament (Park Rapids Enterprise)
On behalf of the Heritage Community I wish to thank the many fine people who supported our annual golf tournament, the Heritage "Classic", held on Aug. 30 at Eagle View Golf Course. Whether you sponsored a hole, golfed or volunteered, your generosity was greatly appreciated.